Dirty Pizza Jokes

Bobby Foster

1 Jun, 2022

We hope youll find these pizza knock-knock jokes amusing enough to share with others. There were twenty pans and pots at least waiting for oil and dough.

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. You wanna pizza me tough guy. What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common. Im poor knee Im poor knee who.

Take picture of box after eating pizza with freshly written bullshit scawled across the inside. Do you want your usual sir My usual. I know this is cheesy but I think youre SAUCY.

He wanted to make some dough. Im stuck up here Im stuck up here who. While he waits the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time.

God is watching Further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Yeah Im into fitness. If you like these pizza jokes have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

I guess we have to do something about that. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth. What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza.

What person doesnt like pizza. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Waiter will my pizza be long No sir it will be round.

Flour and water and other pizza components filled two very large blue and yellow mixing bowls. They can both smell it but cant eat it. His phone was out of odor.

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. Because I could nail you then hammer you. It was too cheesy.

Because he is such a fungi. Can I come in. What topping do carpenters put on their pizza.

Why buy our pizza. Proceed to capture screenshot. On the kitchen table counter top stove top and the refrigerator.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Why couldnt the skunk call for a pizza. Want to hear a pizza joke.

They need to cook it at aloha temperature. What shoes do pizzas wear. We positioned pots and pans of every description around the kitchen.

Knock knock whos there. Pudding in your face. My Hawaiian pizza is burnt.

Well that wasnt very well thawed out. Are you craving some Pizza. What do you call a fake pizza.

The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray Take only one. Take screenshot of order and edit the notes section to say whatever is needed. Youre the only topping I need on my pizza.

You dont pepper-own me 16 What did the chef say back. Knock knock whos there. Its a gateway tug.

Pasta pots frying pans tiny little milk. God is watching the pizza Pizza Pick Up Lines. Because Ill gladly give you a pizz-a this dick.

Pick dirty mind joke 21. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids. If Im going to have sex its going to be on my own Accord.

Theres mushroom for improvement. Knock knock whos there. You know me According to our caller ID data the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with cheese sausage peppero.

The penguin isnt the neatest eater and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. They said Yes so I said whats 23452 minus 345. How do you mend a broken pizza.

One child whispered to another Take all you want. Never mind its too cheesy. Masturbation always leads to sex.

15 What did the pizza say to the chef when it was thrown onto the pizza. I called a local pizza place the other night and said Do you do takeaways. Why wasnt the pizza joke funny.

What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting. Why did the man go into the pizza business. A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

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Dont be saucy 17 Why does Mr Mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties. Pete-za but you took so long Ive already eaten it. If you were a pizza and I were cheese Id melt over you.

Where are you heading today the man asks. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven. Do you need a carpenter.

Pizza on Earth Good will to Men. Post on reddit and hope. Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza.

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20th of 55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes. You hold a pizza my heart. Want to hear a joke about pizza.

Im going down to give blood How much do you get paid for giving blood About 20 Wow says the man Im going up to donate sperm and the sperm bank pays 100 The woman angrily gets off the elevator. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread. I just need someone to get me off.

69 of people find something dirty in every sentence. Can I come in who OK but just this once. At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.

At yeast let me to explain. 18 What type of cheese do dogs love to have on their pizzas. Is this Gordons Pizza No sir its Google Pizza we bought Gordons Pizza last month.

Just ice cream. Discover the magic of the Internet at Imgur. The best way to stop a pizza curling is to hide its brush.

I want you inside me. I cant tell you its too cheesy. Last weeks tomato jokes are here.

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